Wait! There's a guy on LJ?

Death by Chocolate

Sun, 13 Apr 2008 23:37:04 GMT

List update time.

1. It is a sad sad sad world when the SNL with Aston Kutcher as the host is a better SNL than the one with Christopher Walken last week. I just had to say that, lol.

2. I watched Pan's Labyrinth which was an awesome movie. It combines a fantasy world into reality really well, and the characters are so cool. It's a real good film studies film since I know allot of people like that.

3. It's been a good movie watching weekend in general. Since I am on break and everyone is too busy to do anything, I've just been watching movies that were DVR'ed. Spike has been playing the Star wars saga for the past few weeks so I've been enjoying some good nerdy fun. I also finally got to see all of Bender's Big Score, which was fun. I love Futurama!

4. They have MILF Island shirts already at NBC.com. I want one that has Deb-or-ah on the back lol.

5. Just a reminder to myself that I need to post my pictures of me living out an office fantasy lol! I'll do it tomorrow. I'm just really boring for now.

I Will be your brother

Thu, 17 Jan 2008 03:04:58 GMT

OMG That was the funniest audition EVER! LOL! I would buy that guys CD! I couldn't believe it, Simon is litterally his savior. I am dying of lol right now! I am reborn an American Idol fan again.

Every other part of that show doesn't matter, he was singing, she was dancing, it is a good time.

I know it's a short post, but I enjoyed that part too much. By the way Tiff, I'm not skipping practice because I didnt have to go.

I wonder who he hit Then

Thu, 03 Jan 2008 02:37:15 GMT

Note to self: Don't crash your car if it's going to make you emo.

I guess I'm a year to late for this post, but I'm so excited that my girlfriend is getting into videogames. It's almost like I finally got Tiff into one of my fandoms. She enjoys Guitar Hero allot, and she will pwn you in Burnout. Well, I was over at her place playing her 80's Guitar Hero game. We were having fun and lost track of time, and Jeannie comes in saying that it's snowing. I thought it would be sleeting like it had been earlier. So I get ready to leave and see that it is actually snowing. So I go down one road and make the bad choice of going on the slower but curvier road. I then manage to loose my traction and hit the trees on the side of the road. I managed to slow down that it was only bad damage, not really bad damage. I call Tiff and she and her mom com down the road calling family members with trucks to pull me out. After a long wait her uncle comes with a truck and pulls my car out. Then they all followed me home since the car still drove. I managed to get out with no injuries and a beat up car. I am so thankful for Tiff and her families support.

Still, being in this accident has made me feel like crap. I'm either emo or fighting with my mom. It makes me feel like no one trusts me anymore. I just don't want to do anything, I was supposed to go to Denny's with friends but didn't get the message and didn't really want to see people. They wouldn't want me around anyways. I hope I can get over this soon.

How is everyone doing? I probably could use some conversation

Every Girls Crazy 'bout a Sharp Dressed Man

Fri, 28 Dec 2007 02:39:34 GMT

Since I know you girls love to post pics when you go on clothes buying trips, I thought I would do one. I've never seen a pic post by a guy lol!

So I got 50 bucks on an Old Navy gift card from my grandma. Old Navy is pretty much the only type of name brand I wear, what can I say but I'm cheap. They also have large amounts of clothes that fit a guy that is 6 foot 1. So today I went to use up the card. I went to an old navy that I hadn't been to since it was in PA. That's one of the only good things about Pennsylvania, no clothes tax. I didn't know what exit to get off at, all I knew was it was at Carlisle. I managed in my epic amount to fail to get off at three different exits (twss...gross). I kept ending up off the interstate at the wrong place and finally on my third attempt got to the Old Navy. So I finally got to shop and got all of this stuff.

I really needed long sleeve shirts, I had like 3. I managed to find these three for 4 bucks each, WIN! Now you know how cheap I am.

Continuing, I found this shirt and though "OMG isn't that a Jim shirt!?" I think it looks like what jim would wear to his double date with him, Pam, Michael, and Jan. Maybe it's just me, IDK.

Then I found these other Jim-like shirts. Apparently the only men's style right now its horizontal stripes.

So that was six shirts, but I still had ten bucks left to use, so I went to find something else. Then I bought some underwear that reminded me of Tiff. I know that sounds bad, but hear me out. They have those one pair of boxer packs there, and I saw a Christmas one. It said Merry Christmas and "Good times" on it, so I instantly thought of one of our jokes. But even more, there is a classic-lookin cartoon woman in a Martini glass on it that reminds me of Melora! I showed them to Tiff, and she loved them. Now that I have everyone thinking dirty thoughts, I also had to buy two more boring ones to get the deal.

So there you go, a little insight into my "Style". I managed to get all that for $51.46, which I think is a very successful trip other than the three wrong exits. Enjoy!

Mustard Stains and Puppet Sex

Mon, 10 Dec 2007 01:45:59 GMT

So today Tiff and I had our adventure to D.C. to see Avenue Q. If anyone doesn't know, it's a popular broadway musical with puppets that was touring in Washington D.C. at this time. It's like Sesame Street on acid. We watched ratatouille (sp?) on the bus ride down, I heard people hated the movie, but I liked it. Once we got to D.C., we ate at a small burger joint where I got mustard all over my nice play-going outfit. Major Fail, although the burger was good. After a trip into Borders or Barnes and Nobles, I forget which one, we went to the show.

OMG it was soooo good! We were really high (lol) up but we could still see everything really well. They really did a cool job mixing a cartoon and real Brooklyn. I liked how no effort to hide the actors controlling the puppets was made, but it still created a great illusion. The music was fantastic and it was really raunchy, just the way I like it. The puppets also had sex on stage, how can you go wrong with that? I need to get the music from Tiff acutally, I don't have it any more. For musicals I've seen, I've never laughed so hard during a show. It really was "good times".

Of course, I don't have the music stuck in my head. That's because they played Hairspray on the way home, lol! Still a great show, and Tiff enjoyed it, so altogether a great trip. Now to finals week *pukes*.

In other news, I need to do that snapwine thing. Hopefully I'll do that sometime soon. Bye now.

Speak Your Mind

Sat, 08 Dec 2007 02:01:48 GMT

This is a Bad Ass meme that I stole from lissie_pissie

Comment here with something that you'd like to hear me say outloud. You can be wondering about how I pronounce a certain word with my accent, or you can try to make me speak a keymash (I'll read them how they sound in my head. So if you type like "annnnnnnd", I'll sound that out). You can say things like, "Hi, I'm [insert name]. I stalk guys and keep their underpants." (You could ask me to say that I guess)I AM A PAWN TO YOUR GAME. Be creative and keep it relatively short - I'll call back later on a voicepost and read them all.

One condition with this, Tiff, you'll have to teach me how to voice post, LOL! It will be funny to have a male voice doing this meme.

Attention... Part 2

Thu, 06 Dec 2007 21:36:36 GMT

I GOT A PART IN THE PLAY!!!!

I know, the icon is misleading. I didn't get the part that I wanted, but when you act you know to take whatever part you get. I got the part of the Steward (is that the right way to spell it Tiff, LOL!) The funny part about that is I butchered my callback for that part. I wanted to be the King and, in my opinion, nailed the audition. Alas, I did not get the part, or the chef, not that the Steward isn't like the same thing. I guess I don't look like the king part, he's supposed to be fat, I think. Also, one of the princes might be black, which wouldn't make sense with me as his father LOL! I don't know the guys who are the king. I am glad that there wasn't much casting by who had the big parts in other shows. Still, I'm now trying not to be a big hypocrite and be all diva like and complain because I didn't get the part I wanted. That's the big problem with this acting group on campus. Anyways, I'm hopeful for this show, I have a part, the choreographer is awesome, it should be fun. But yeah, I'm in the show!

Being 70 is like 69 with a Finger up Your Ass

Mon, 03 Dec 2007 23:07:48 GMT

I didn't get a chance to post this yet, I was busy this weekend. My big event was my trip to Philadelphia to see George Carlin with my mom. For those of you that don't know, he's one of the greatest Stand-up comedians of all time and the raunchiest fuck you'll ever meet. It was one of my goals to see him before he stopped doing stand-up, or died, whichever comes first; and now I have *crosses off my list*. The guy just turned 70, which is amazing to see that he still does standup. He's getting old and it's harder for him to do his act, he had notes to help him perfect his act for his next HBO special. Still it was amazing to see that he is as raunchy and ranty as ever.   Anyone on the flist who loves ranting and vulgarity, I recommend him. Anyways, taking a page from the flailbook idea, my mom and I wrote down some good punchlines and jokes for you guys. Here's some of them:

I'm an old Fuck. It's like a tall fuck, fat fuck, short fuck, young fuck, etc. (on his age)

Everything your parents say is Bullshit, well 50% is but you won't be able to tell which 50 it is. (Bullshit, his catchphrase is "it's all bullshit")

This is a giant nation of stroke jobs. The national emblem should be Uncle Sam with Lady Liberty at his side on her knees stroking him fucking off. ( He's very ranty about gov't and the whole strokejob nation was great)

When people die, you should take a while to delete their contact info. Even better, make a dead guy folder on your desktop. Move all the dead fucks into it, like a purgatory on your computer screen.   Move 'em around have a little purgatory parade, put two that didn't get along in a corner. Or just shake them around and make them fight. (he had a great part about once people die, I wish I had more.)

I will never join a group that forces me or does not allow me to wear a hat... So Jewish men and Catholic women, wear hats; Jewish women and Catholic men, no hats. Somebody FUCKED this up. (Yes he can go 10 minutes ranting about hats.)

What ever happened to outside playing? It used to be you just threw the little fuck outside, and he found a stick to play with and dig a hole. He had a stick, he had a hole, he had a Fucking great time. (George Carlin, not for kids.)

Fuck Lance Armstrong.

There's many more, I wish I had recorded it.   The bastards at the theatre were going all crazy about cameras, so I didn't get anything.   The only cool thing was that we were on 69th street, which was great! I have a picture that I didn't get off the camera. It was a real bad side of town and as my mom said, "I have never seen sooo many big black girl stores on one street." So it was a great trip and a great experience. Now remember, NO BULLSHIT!!

Comedy Night done Right

Mon, 26 Nov 2007 19:33:09 GMT

Hi guys, Long time no post. Yet again we were talking about the Writer's strike in Electronic media class today, but the prof mentioned something cool. Apparently, The Office creators have put up a spoof about how NBC does online content, and about all the ad revenue. I searched ofr it and I think I found it on Youtube, though I'm not sure that it is what he was talking about. Did I mention that I got my prof. addicted to The Office?

Anyways, here is the video, it makes fun of the ads and is shows how the strike footage would be shown on NBC.com. It's pretty funny and you all should watch it.

So that's my update for now, bye.

Yo Ho Ho?

Sun, 18 Nov 2007 15:26:57 GMT

Question: Does anyone have the Pirates of the Caribean soundtrack that they could get me? I need it for a project in my theatre class, so if anyone could find it for me soon, that would be Scrantastic.
sunspawn hooked me up!

I'm Going to Take Your Brain.. I Mean Cake

Sun, 18 Nov 2007 02:02:41 GMT

HELL!
Yep, so I'm totally the slowest person to be posting anything, that's how I roll, remembered last! LOL Anyways, HAPPY BIRTHDAY! You are totally awesome and it makes me sad that you live so far away in the Netherlands, or Norway, or Norwedgia, wherever you live LOL! I hope you had a fan(dom)tastic birthday. I made you a card because, hello, your like the only Heroes watcher other than me lol.

Again, I hope you had a fantastic birthday!

Who are you?

Thu, 15 Nov 2007 01:35:49 GMT

I was told I should do this, it seems like fun.

You are the _____ to my _______.*
It works like this: Basically, comment telling me that I am the (SOMETHING) to your (SOMETHING). I.e. if they think of you as a good friend, they may say you are the Ron Weasley to their Harry Potter. Or if you're lovers, they could say that you are the Michael Scott to my Jan Levinson. Get it? Pretty simple. And then, as memes are like contagious diseases, spread it in your own journal!

I Think I cut my Penis on the Lid

Fri, 02 Nov 2007 01:28:36 GMT

HAHAHAHAHA!! I had to use that title, it fits better with me LOL!

OMG THE OFFICE WAS FANTASTIC!!! I'm not going to write about it now though, I'm sure everyone else will.

BUT! In other news, I have a myspace now, so you can feel free to add me. I figured out how to add people now so I'm ready to go. My URL is http://www.myspace.com/stickis87 so there we go. OMG OFFICE!!

Sorry, I hope to see you all on Myspace soon.

Birthday wishes

Fri, 02 Nov 2007 00:30:01 GMT

So I've never done birthday graphics before and I want to start that. Who better than the love of my life to start with, the one who introduced me to this wonderful online world. Tiff, you brighten up my normally dull life, and I am proud to be part of yours. Since I didn't have anything for you today, I wanted to show you something. You don't have to ask me how wonderful your birthday is, I know someone else who wanted to send her wishes your way.

I LOVE YOU BABY! HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

Scrantastic

Mon, 29 Oct 2007 18:18:49 GMT

So as you guys may know, This weekend was the best weekend ever in the history of ever! Tiff and I had the best time! Now I'm back at school and it just seems pointless! Anyway I wanted to picspam you guys with more pics, like you haven't been already. I'm posting some that I don't think Tiff posted, or that I like.

My two Jans! How hot is that.

Scranton WHAT.. THE ELECTRIC CITY!

Doesn't that look like Angela Kinsey giving the middle finger? Her character would not approve LOL!

Some of my favorite Melora reaction shots from the Q@A

Melora signing autographs, one she's bent over! (YESSS)

Kinky!

Last one for now. If anyone here likes videogames, this is Zack Selwyn, who does work on G4 the cable videogame channel. He goes to all the best conventions and he went to ours. That shows how sweet Offcon was.

More to come I'm sure. Bye girls!

Remember to Check Attack of the Show tonight at 7:00 in my time-zone. I think Office convention coverage will be on it.

OH MY FUCK

Sun, 28 Oct 2007 04:38:09 GMT

JKASKDSKSGLGLSDSGKGJGSDHLGKHGKHsgdKLDGSGDDGLJLJGGSJGSAJL!!!!! MELORAAAAAAA!!!!

OMG GUY! SHE SANG AND EVERYTHING!!! HERE ARE THE LAST TWO SONGS THAT SHE SANG. TIFF HAS THE FIRST ONE AND A WHOLE BUNCH OF PICTURES! ALSO I'LL LET HER TELL THE REST OF TODAY'S STORY!!!

NVM I CAN'T TIFF WILL BUT OMG

Fuck Your Convention

Thu, 25 Oct 2007 02:51:09 GMT

As you guys may know:

OMG SCRANTON TOMORROW!!!!!!!!!LAJSSFJLGLGSGGHGAAAHSAFJSJSADLDAJD

I'm trying not to get to flaily I have drove (driven, driveded?) us up there, so we dont Flailcrash, which contrary to how it sounds, would not be good, and Tiff and I have had some close calls.

So I might be on more of a hiatus, because Tiff is much better at writing down the excitement than me, LOL! I might be picspamming and other crap, who knows? We don't know the internet situation yet lolz.

But yeah OFFCON '07 FUCK YEAH!!!

Are you on the List?

Mon, 22 Oct 2007 20:02:19 GMT

Does anyone download Heroes episodes? Whenever I need to catch up, I can't get the NBC videos to run( Damn campus internet). If anyone does, could she please post them for me? PLEASE! Then I could download them, or at least force tiff to and then get them to me. That wold be loverly. Thanks!

Happy Birthday

Sat, 20 Oct 2007 16:38:33 GMT

This is an FYI for all my Office fangirl friends. Today is John Krasinski's birthday, he turns 28. I just wanted you all to know that so you can have your I heart John birthday celebrations, not that I will.

In other news, COMEBACKS TODAY LAKSLASFJJLAL!!!

Fri, 19 Oct 2007 02:57:51 GMT

OMFG OFFICE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I thought they were going to hate on the Michan fans halfway through, but they came through. MUTHA FUCKING WIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!

MELORA DO IR!!!!!!

Now Superman

Sat, 13 Oct 2007 23:11:20 GMT

This is an extension of the Tiff and Matt Pride Fest adventures. They played this rap song, and Tiff had never heard it, and I had only heard it once or twice. It has a really cool dance that everyone does to it. It's called Crank that by Soulja Boy, and I know we tend to be behind in the world of rap, but deal with it lol.

Here's the video

Here's the instructional video for us white people LOL!

BONUS VIDEO!! Family Guy version full of LOLZ

You are the Superior Being

Fri, 12 Oct 2007 02:44:52 GMT

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

Great Office. For the lack of Jan, which was depressing, it still was great. It had some great Mim moments early, and at the end was my fav, the Dike OTP LOL!

Any show with kidnapping is good by me. I thought the kid was going to end up working there. I wonder if those pizza places are real. Tiff, we should look into that.

Michael swearing on Webcam, GOOD TIMES!

I can't wait for next week. aKajDKSDKJLSsJL!!!

In other news, now Toby and Daryll will be at OffCon!

That's my mini thoughts on this ep.

House Night Part Treux..

Wed, 10 Oct 2007 02:37:57 GMT

or whatever it would be.

OMFG OMFG OFMG (that's a little blasphemous) !!!!! Favorite episode of the season so far. We will all be dead by the end of this season.

I want a guide dog. YES I'M THAT LAZY!!! I loved this episode sofa king much!!! If my roommate wasnt her, I would be crying right now from when they died (Tiff will tell you, I do cry at these moments if you don't believe me)

HAHAHA Foreman got put out on the streets. I should feel bad, but we all knew it was coming.

Cameron vs. random blonde. That is an uptight betch fight I want to see.

I have been electrocuted before pretty badly, lol! Made me feel closer to House, and smarter than him.

My thoughts are all out of order, and I don't know how to make this a cut...in TIFF!!!

Blah Blah Blah, I'm sure everyone is typing the rest of the Flail!! I'm lazy

But OMG
Who wants to join me on a Cuddy Blue shirt chest Spelunking trip?

Yeah, I'm done. Cuddy's chest is a good stopping point LOL!

It's Never the First One

Tue, 09 Oct 2007 19:05:03 GMT

Here's another installment of the Youtube videos that keep Matt from focusing on his work. Introducing Mindsweeper: the Movie, for anyone who has spent time on this game; whether you understand it, or are like me and play having no idea what to do LOL!

Enjoy

Pushing Daisies Question

Thu, 04 Oct 2007 17:59:34 GMT

Now that the twitch in my left eye has stopped from yesterday when tiff and I found out about melora, I can get business done.

How many of you guy's are watching Pushing Daisies? Don't have to be addicts, just have to watch it. I'm using that show for an extra credit project and if anyone wants to help me with it, let me know. I have to watch the first episode because I missed it (tiff you have it right?) but I will soon. Then I may ask questions interview via msn or whatever I want, it's a very open ended project. I figure what better source to go to than fangirls. Get back to me, and hopefully this will be a great project (who are we kidding, it involves fangirls and tv, what's not to love)

Bye!